Total Medals Earned: 2,192 (From 354 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,910 Points
Medals Earned: 11/20 (140/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (100/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Do so bad that you are forced to hit the "Give Up" Button
Srs, I love you for helping me out <3.
Achieve 6000 points while your opponent is at a negative score
Win a round with your sidekick
that boy sure is faast
no homo
get uber helper dude to be very large or very fast
Get a difficulty of 8 or higher
Get the ball to reach a speed to match the incredible skillz of uber helper dude! (the ball must go faster than a laser can travel)
Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/450 points)
Ascension from Noob status
Beat the bottle throwing guy
Beat the guy in black
Smash two with a single post!
Beat both types of weight lifting guys!
Become a DH Club Member!
You scored over 1000 points in Mouse mode!
Get rid of the Emo king for the first time
Smash three with a single post!!
Cardboard David Status
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (120/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You killed the boss in prototype platformer
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/55 points)
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Meet Bee!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
You got your first perfect level score.
You've got 15 Perfect Scores!
You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!